Podcast E015: Deliver More then Expected

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Life Updates

  • Adam:  Fostering a dog named Wrigley.
  • Kyle: WordCamp Jackson went well.  Now just working.

WordPress News

  • WordPress 4.8 – targeted for June 8
  • WordCamp Europe – Announced that Matt Mullenweg to be a speaker/interviewed.
  • Post Status Publish event – schedule is out.

Wearing/Drinking

  • Kyle: Mojo MarketPlace Baseball sleevly shirt / Water
  • Adam: WC SD 2015  / Water – WC Maui mug

Questions:

1. What is your favorite way to speed up WordPress? Favorite caching solutions or plugins? – Eric Amundson

2. What kind of question will most likely inspire an original song when submitted to the Get Options podcast? — Andy Melichar

Kyle wrote a song!

See Kyle's Lyrics
 

If you need help just listen to this song
email questions @ getoptionspodcast.com

We’re looking for head scratching problems
make us feel like no one else can solve them
Express why you’re stressed
and if you want maybe mention WordPress
Tell us that your site is crashing and your partner’s depressed
Your design is lacking so your client’s not impressed
You’re confused by the Loop and need a beer suggestion
You’re unemployed but back to the beer question
Between a porter, lager, amber, stout you can’t decide
And there’s so many other styles that you still haven’t tried
Style or source or glass we’ll give our recommendations
Yes we want more questions on the topic of libations

If you need help just listen to this song
email questions @ getoptionspodcast.com

it’s gotta be hard but not too hard
it’s gotta make us laugh in a good way
we want it to be edgy but still clean
controversial but not ever mean
topical but still unique
and you better not need a response this week
we want questions that make us sound smart and funny
or you could always just send money

How do I make more money online?
Is a home page slider, really a crime?
How do I modify emails that WordPress sends?
What hairstyle will help me get more friends?
My employees keep quitting and I’m at a loss
Should I go out alone for a drink with my boss?
How do I more constructively critique design?
How do I get over my obsession with Chris Pine?

If you need help just listen to this song
email questions @ getoptionspodcast.com

it’s gotta be hard but not too hard
it’s gotta make us laugh in a good way
we want it to be edgy but still clean
controversial but not ever mean
topical but still unique
and you better not need a response this week
we want questions that make us sound smart and funny
or you could always just send money

 

3. If you’re down to your last potato do you eat it to avoid starvation or do you save it to let it ferment so you can drink it? – Ian Wilson

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